From Montana

If you don't know anybody who owns a two wheel drive vehicle,
You might live in Montana.

If the County Fair is on your calendar,
You might live in Montana.

If your town has stop signs instead of street lights,
You might live in Montana.

If you chose your cell provider because it’s the only one that gets in service in your area,
You might live in Montana.

If everybody within a 3 mile radius is considered your neighbor,
You might live in Montana.

If every other radio station is country,
You might live in Montana.

If you can walk around your entire town and back again in under an hour,
You might live in Montana.

If people give you the head nod when driving,
You might live in Montana.

If you go to the bar and nobody checks your ID,
You might live in Montana.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,
You might live in Montana

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Montana.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Montana.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Montana.

If it's not uncommon to have to slow down for a herd of cattle being driven along the road,
You might live in Montana.

If you have a tanline curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Montana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Montana.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte,
You might live in Montana.

If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in Montana.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,
You might live in Montana.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Montana.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C"in the same day and back again,
You might live in Montana.

If you can drive 65 mph through a raging snow storm without flinching,
You might live in Montana.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Montana.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Montana.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,
You might live in Montana.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Montana.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time,
You might live in Montana.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Deer Season Opener,
You might live in Montana.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Montana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Montana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
You might live in Montana.

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in Montana.

If you consider Red Lodge exotic,
You might live in Montana.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood,
You might live in Montana.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in Montana.

If you find 20 degrees a bit, "chilly"
You might live in Montana.

If you actually understand these observations and repost them,
You must live in Montana